Via Sullivan, I see this freakish but fascinating design for a subcutaneous Bluetooth-enabled touchscreen — a cell-phone touchpad embedded in your arm. Nice, but I think I'll hold out for the devices I can control with my thoughts. Of course, a thought-controlled cell phone would pose its own problems. I would expect a fair number of error messages. "Not familiar with command MMMMMMM—BOOBIES." "Email recipient 'want pudding' not in address book."

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