Reading news of the assassination of the Hezbollah operative behind the bombing of dozens of Argentine Jews in 1994 and the 1983 Beirut embassy bombings, I came across this statement from Hezbollah:

With pride and honor, we announce the martyrdom of a great resistance leader who joined the procession of Islamic Resistance martyrs. After a life full of Jihad, sacrifices and accomplishments lived with a longing to martyrdom, Islamic Resistance leader Hajj Imad Moghnieh (Hajj Radwan) was assassinated by "Israeli" criminal hands. The martyr, may his soul rest in peace, had been a target for the Zionists for more than 20 years. Almighty Allah has chosen him to be a martyr on the hands of His Prophet's killers who know that we have a long battle with them… [Emphasis added.]

While I've long known that the Jews killed Jesus Christ (Mel Gibson and Adolph Hitler told me so), it was news to me that they'd also killed Muhammad.  So I investigated, and found to my surprise that many people insist it is true.  Muhammad was killed by Jew poison, a Jew poison so insidious that it killed the Prophet three years after he ingested it.

While even the FSB, almost 1400 years later, isn't that good, simply poisoning a prophet seems like child's play compared to arranging the lynching of Joseph Smith by Missouri Baptists, or by forcing L. Ron Hubbard to overdose on psychopharmaceuticals.

So my plea: How did the Jews kill Smith and Hubbard?

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