You were wrong. So, so wrong.

When I saw the headline “Rockstar Curling” I hoped that, at least, it was an inside look at the hairstylists of the music industry. That could at least be mildly amusingly bitchy, at least after four or five beers. But no. It’s the Canadian kind of curling.

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