Ron Paul Does Not Accept Fiat Sarcasm

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The subterranean dungeons of the web are abuzz with Rudolph Giuliani’s concession speech acknowledgement that “Ron Paul won every debate.”

“Such an admission is rare considering the size of Giuliani’s ego and his numerous spats with Paul on the campaign trail,” states the leading 911 truther site.

But surely the Paulines, of all people, know that tv debates are won by judging audience reaction through web polls and text messaging. On the internet, where Paul is already President, campaigns are won and lost by flooding the web, I’ll bet Giuliani knows that too.

It was the best line and the best joke from an otherwise miserable campaign. Adios Rudy.

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2 Comments

  1. Ken  •  Jan 30, 2008 @11:09 am

    That title is a masterpiece, sir.

  2. Ezra  •  Jan 30, 2008 @11:46 am

    But who won 9/11? Huh?

    Rudy’s campaign was like one long episode of the old “Chris Farley Shows” from SNL. “Member that time that 9/11 happened? I was totally awesome then!”

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