The Object

Nov 15, 2007

By Patrick.

WTF?

Submitted for your consideration: The Object.

What is the function of The Object? What is its purpose? What immortal hand forged The Object in the deeps of time?

All will be revealed tomorrow.

Ken • Nov 15, 2007 @9:36 am

Cool. I loved the Liar’s Club.
Ezra • Nov 15, 2007 @11:23 am

I have one in my cabinet here at work. I got it as a secret santa present.
Patrick • Nov 15, 2007 @11:50 am

Ezra, for reasons I cannot reveal at this time, The Object poses a risk for you and for your co-workers. You are all in great danger.

Trust me.
Ezra • Nov 15, 2007 @12:46 pm

In danger of having a funky fresh time, you mean.
Patrick • Nov 16, 2007 @10:36 am

And The Object is: A toy disco ball which may or may not have the power to burn down your house.

“Chuck E. Cheese’s, in cooperation with official agencies, is investigating this product for possible involvement in a fire or smoke inhalation incident. We recommend that you unplug and not use this product until this investigation is completed. As is true with all products that you purchase or receive at Chuck E. Cheese’s, you may exchange the Manley Disco Light for a product of comparable value if you are not completely satisfied.”

http://www.chuckecheese.com/company-info/product-advisory.php
Grandy • Nov 16, 2007 @10:40 am

I thought it was the AI you faced in Dots and Boxes.
Ken • Nov 16, 2007 @10:58 am

Disco inferno!

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