So, I seem to have quit my job of almost 6 years as of the end of the year (sort of an early mid-life crisis, I think..) Accordingly, I'm spending some time cruising through various job listings, and I came across this beauty (spelling mistakes left verbatim:)

Martial Arts Instructor (Christitan)

Instructor needed to teach children a Christ centered Martial Arts program
Mondays and Thursday evenings 6:30-7:30
$20.00 per class
Send in your resume if interested

Christ centered Martial Arts? It's about time we got all that damn Eastern crap out of our Martial Arts!

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