MetroDad defends … sort of … his 0-7 record in securing toddler compliance. I don't even bother to keep score any more. And, really, the kids don't even bring their A-game at this point. They send their third string right in. What the hell is the good of being married to a child psychologist if you inspire roughly the same fear and respect in your child as Colonel Klink did in Hogan?

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